Terms & Conditions

Payment

You agree that the selected payment provider will run a credit check on you. The check includes all of your personal data. Methods in a legal grey area may be used, but we know how badly you need the products.

If the payment provider considers you “not creditworthy”, we pass this data on to third, fourth and fifth parties, as we as a company profit from selling this data.

Shipping

If products are damaged in transit, the customer bears the costs.

Contact

Every contact after the order incurs a service fee of 17.5% of the order total. The service fee is payable monthly and will be debited, or collected, on the 1st of each month. The minimum term is 24 months.

Small print

We at Etel-Tuning, as well as our partners, reserve the right to collect payments even without placed orders and to ship products at our discretion or not at all. By clicking “Place order” you grant us general power of attorney over everything in your life and that of future generations.

This is a parody. None of it is legally binding, and nobody can actually order anything here. Nothing you type into our checkout is ever sent or stored: it stays in your browser.